John Prescottage Cheese

Celebrities have been out in force today in order to help raise money for the first annual Tabloid Pun day, held on behalf of the Truth In Tabloids To Innocently Express Society (TITTIES). Controversial foul mouthed comic Frankie Boyle got the ball rolling when he agreed to be placed into a see through cellophane sack and heated to 100 degrees Celsius in a giant saucepan (Boyle in the Bag). Later on, Hollywood megastar Johnny Depp posed whilst a sculptor made a bust from his body out of artificial elastomer (Rubber Johnny). Former child actor Daniel Radcliffe was covered in fast growing hair restorer (Hairy Potter), model Jordan won a specially convened edition of Mastermind (The Price is right), X Factor judge Simon Cowell went on a date with singer Nicole Scherzinger (The Cowell and the Pussycat), Cheryl Cole posed as one of the Three Musketeers (All for one and one Cheryl), and the deputy leader of the Labour party released vast numbers of toxic fumes into the atmosphere (Harmen the Environment). Meanwhile in Hull former deputy Leader of the Labour Party John Prescott started shooting a series of commercials for a bargain supermarket chain based in Germany (Lidl and Lard).

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