Juggalos organize a fancy Dinner Party

juggalopartyTimes have become tough for the Insane Clown Posse: album sales have dropped, the price of greasepaint has risen. But perhaps worst of all for the rapping circus duo is that fans of the group (known as juggalos) were recently declared to be a “loosely organized hybrid gang” by the FBI.

This aggression will not stand for the thousands of juggalos across the nation. After weighing all options, it became clear that a fancy dinner party would be needed to clear their good names.

In their smartest clown attire, over 700 juggalos attended the Carnival of Champagne Dreams at the Hyatt Regency. A string quartet covered ICP songs in a baroque style, and men with eloquent mustaches served Faygo soda pop in shiny crystal wine glasses. After the four-course meal, a brief opera was presented on the main stage, followed by ballroom dancing and saucy joke telling over cigars.

“We just want the FBI to know that we’re not a loosely organized hybrid gang,” claims the event’s organizer. “If it takes a hundred fancy dinner parties to achieve that, then a hundred fancy dinner parties it is.”

For more on this gala, click here.

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