Katie Price Breasts Agree Separation

From now on her breasts will be living at a different address after admitting they can no longer co-habit in the same bra. “Things began to deteriorate last autumn,” Said Bunny Mahew, agent representing Katie’s left breast Known as ‘Prince Mungwah’. “Both breasts have agreed on an amicable separation with shared access to Miss Price on alternate weekends.’ It is understood that a pre-niptual agreement was signed at the beginning of the relationship (shortly after puberty) and as a result both parties will receive adequate compensation. Miss Price will be replacing the breasts with two cinema screens showing adverts for her new perfume ‘Happy Love Mammory’ … for men!