Katie Price goes Augmental!

Glamour girl Katie Price is to undergo brain augmentation surgery. The procedure is thought to be in preparation for a new novel she is contracted to dash off later on this year.  Ms Price, 32, hopes that the cognitive boost will be just the thing to keep her one step ahead of her rivals. She is understood to be opting for an air-filled implant, rather than the usual saline or gel. This will have a safety valve incorporated into one of her ears enabling her to keep parity with her fluctuating bosom, currently an incisive 32C.

‘Katie has always wanted a brain as big as her boobs,’ said an insider. ‘This will be the apotheosis of an already remarkable existence.’

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