Liver Transpint!

Government plans put forward by Anti-Fun Secretary Sir Rosis to increase the price of Booze in an attempt to stop us drinking have gone off  the scale. According to Watchgrog, the price of a beer has now exceeded that of a liver transplant! Apparently it is now cheaper to have your liver swapped ten times a night than go to the pub and get pissed. Some forward thinking pubs such as as BJ Watered-downspoons have leapfrogged the opposition by offering a transplant service in the pub.

“It’s proving quite popular, certainly makes a change from fruit machines … you have to move with the times!” Commented Alf Past, landlord of the No Firkin Armspub in Woolwich.

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Posted by on January 21, 2011. Filed under Haddock Politics, Haddock UK. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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