Losing is for Losers

The education secretary; Lord Sharpener has introduced a new game into schools as of this week. ‘Neutrals’ will replace ‘Goodies vs Baddies’ and is expected to increase fairness and goodwill throughout Britain’s children. The game is highly adaptable but most variations fall under the umbrella of nobody taking sides, winning, losing or disagreeing upon anything. All characters are equal and nobody is ever ‘Out’. Other than that the sky’s the limit! Results from a handful of pilot schools in the Manchester area have been mixed.

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