Lost Star Wars Scene Found: Han Solo came back to help in return for a Blow Job!

Death Star blown up for a blow job

Death Star blown up for a blow job

A piece of script which never made it into the final cut of Starwars Episode IV ‘A New Hope’ has emerged this week.

The scene, which consists of a dialogue between Han Solo and Chewbacca in cockpit of the Millennium Falcon sheds light on why he decided to come back and help blow up the death star.

It also gives us an insight into the human character of Han Solo, the cloakroom atmosphere on the Falcon when the other characters weren’t there and how they actually felt about Luke.

The section of transcript reads as follows:

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INT: Millennium Falcon – Night

Chewie: Mwaaarrr!

Han: Go back? What are you nuts?

Chewie: Mwarrrr!

Han: You think? Nah…She fancies Luke

Chewie: Mwarrrrr!

Han: Yeah.. I think he he might be too! I think he prefers
robots to girls.

CHewie: (laughs)
Han: (Laughs)

Chewie: Mwarrrrr!

Han: No, I don’t know what it’s like to be blown off by a
princess, but I’m sure as hell gonna find out!

“Set the co-ordinates for the navi computer, I’m going to
make the jump to light speed!”

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Why the scene was cut is unclear but it may be something to do with the fact that Princess Leah was unwilling to perform fellatio on the cheeky captain despite the fact he’d saved her entire rebellion, all her friends and her sorry ass too!

What a bitch!