Mid Wife Crisis!

UK Prime Minister Launches The Big Society

By Fanny Haddock

UK Prime Minister Dez Cameroon’s ‘Big Society’ vision has finally been implemented with The Big Society Issue – a new weekly entertainment and current affairs magazine to be sold on the streets by the hard hit middle-classes who are vulnerably mortgaged to the hilt and teetering on the brink of extinction.

Cheery High Society Dez says, “It simply dawned on me that we had to do something with the crap mountains of Labour Policies lying around the place and that’s when I hit on The Big Society rag which will not wipe out an entire continent of rainforests the way Gordy Bliar’s government did. It will only cost £2 to buy of which 10p will go to the hard hit middle-classes.â€