UK Prime Minister Launches The Big Society
By Fanny Haddock
UK Prime Minister Dez Cameroonâ€™s â€˜Big Societyâ€™ vision has finally been implemented with The Big Society Issue â€“ a new weekly entertainment and current affairs magazine to be sold on the streets by the hard hit middle-classes who are vulnerably mortgaged to the hilt and teetering on the brink of extinction.
Cheery High Society Dez says, â€œIt simply dawned on me that we had to do something with the crap mountains of Labour Policies lying around the place and thatâ€™s when I hit on The Big Society rag which will not wipe out an entire continent of rainforests the way Gordy Bliarâ€™s government did. It will only cost £2 to buy of which 10p will go to the hard hit middle-classes.â€