Miley Cyrus fans ‘Do not’ want to have sex with her!

miley-cyrus-wrecking-ball-video20 year old Miley Cyrus is not attractive and people only like her because she’s a huge feminist and her songs are great (according to one highly dubious source)

Cyrus, who’s albums went to number 1 in the UK and US has suggested that walking around with a spliff in her hand and nothing more than a triangle of Lycra between her genitals and the world only serves to affirm her commitment to women’s issues.

Her fans agree apparently, the word is that they would kick her out of bed in a heartbeat and would like nothing more than to bake some glutin free brownies with her and her mum whilst penning a heart felt apology to Sinead O’Connor.

O’Connor, on the the other hand, spends her life fending off would be lovers!

Miley is the wholesome and righteous spokeswoman of a generation who will put right the wrongs of Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and all those other misguided young girls who used sex as a selling tool.

Bennet Vindushali Posted by on April 8, 2014. Filed under Haddock US, Repost. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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