MRSA Bacteria Lands Doctor Job!

Eyebrows have been raised at the appointment of a new locum doctor at the University Hospital in Stafford – a single bacterium strain of the MRSA virus.Dr Horatio Germinal, 57 (seconds) is understood to have taken up the post last week and will be working in his assigned specialist field in the ear, nose and throat department. However not everybody is happy at his appointment. Chairman of the Staffordshire NHS Patients Association, Busybody Jobsworth, told The Haddock; “I would certainly be most concerned at the appointment of any doctor who takes the form of a deadly superbug whose sole purpose for existence is to multiply in spores and infect and ultimately kill as many sick and vulnerable people as possible.â€