M&S ‘Bag for Life’ Dies Aged 7 Months!

A family was left traumatized last night after their beloved Marks & Spencer Bag For Life, Carolyn, passed away after just 7 months of coming to live with them.

The Carter’s had used Carolyn at least once a week to pick up there bits from the local Marks & Spencer Simply Food store down the road, and occasionally she would come along to the out of town Sainsbury’s for the big shop.

But tragically Carolyn, made of 100% recycled plastic, split yesterday evening as Steven Carter carried her home filled with milk and canned goods. Lillian Carter had this to say in a statement.

“We are absolutely shocked and saddened by todays events. We were looking forward to spending the rest of our lives with Carolyn, and perhaps even letting our children or grandchildren taking her on after we passed away. No consumer should ever have to go through this pain. She will be greatly missed.

Posted by on September 13, 2011. Filed under Haddock Culture. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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