Murdoctrination!

Ministers have defended their decision to allow international media mogul Rupert Murdoch to proceed with his takeover of the British government. The new plans agreed yesterday will see Sun Proprietor Mr Murdoch taking control over areas including crime, European policy, foreign affairs, culture and education. Defending the move, culture secretary Jeremy Hunt called the decision ‘good news’ – for Rupert Murdoch. “The agreement we have reached today will allow Mr Murdoch to exercise even more control over British political life and significantly increase his profit margins. If I were him I would be positively jumping for joy.â€