Native Americans Swap Rain Dance for Hosepipe Ban!

Hosepipe BanBy Perry Estelle

The tedious hosepipe ban in the UK has spread as far as The Dustbowl of Arizona where over forty indigenous tribes met for a hosepipe shredding ceremony at the weekend.

The Blackfoot, Iroquois and Apache met with the Cheyenne and the Sioux to encourage rain by adopting our imposed hosepipe ban imposition here in Blighty.

Chief ‘Sitting Duck’, had only one reservation.

“Sacred rain dance have pleased the Great Spirit from our early ancestors for many moons. The Brits are taking um piss.