New Medal for Prince Andrew ‘The Queen’s Cross!’

The latest addition to Prince Andrew’s highly decorated uniform is called ‘The Queen’s Cross’ … a special badge commissioned by her majesty and presented to her children when they’re naughty. Andrew is the first recipient of this new honour and for services that have invoked her majesty’s displeasure.  Recent publicity concerning one shooting off one’s royal mouth are simply not good enough and the medal is believed to be engraved with the words ‘Shut up you silly boy’.