Katie Price Does Nothing for Nearly Two Days!

There was a surge of public outrage after a second day with no news stories about Katie Price!

“I can’t believe that nothing newsworthy has happened in her life? What are the press hiding from us? We have a right to know!” Said one furious fan.

But despite this wave of discontent it seems that it is true, nothing noteworthy has happened in Katie’s life for nearly three days. We’ll just have to cling onto the last story about her breaking a nail and hope that something equally significant happens today. Hang in there folks, it is understood that she maybe popping down to the newsagents to buy some paperclips although we can’t confirm anything. Watch this space.