Peter Stringfellow: Beermat Collector!

Peter Stringfellow, night club owner and mullet aficionado,
spoke yesterday to The Haddock, about his other side, which ordinary people don’t see. ‘When I’m not opening new lap dancing bars and making love to one of my harem of young beautiful women, I like to relax with my collection of beer mats.

When I’m touring the country with business, there’s nothing I like more than to find an old real ale pub and sample some proper beer, that’s got plenty of taste. I make a note in my pocket notebook of the beer’s name, alcohol content and my own personal rating he chuckled. I also take a beer mat home to add to my extensive collection that I’ve built up over the years.  

Such is his passion, Stringfellow has applied to join the executive committee of CAMRA and is contemplating opening a micro brewery company of his own, Strip Porno Real Beers, aimed at the for the discerning sex pervert palate.  He added “There’s nothing I like to do more of an evening than sit down with a glass of Old Bishops Scrotum, listening to Radcliffe and MacConie on Radio 2 and index my collection of mats.