Phlegmbrandt!

The dehydrated remains of experimental artist: Jose Flannel were found today inside an IKEA sideboard that he is believed to have been attempting to construct using his own phlegm as glue.  The sideboard, not yet complete, was supposed to be the centerpiece at his new exhibition entitled Flat-Spat-Pack! Other exhibits include a number of desks, a TV cabinet and a chest of drawers.