Post Traumatic Strauss

Bernadette Minim, head of Music at the University of Sevenoaks has put forward the revolutionary theory that soldiers returning from battle, or people recovering from shock or stress should alleviate their symptoms by waltzing for an hour a day. Although she believes in the theory wholeheartedly, she admitted that her claims are utterly without foundation and she doesn’t have a clue if it would actually work. Since making her announcement the position of Music Head has become vacant and an ambulance was seen leaving the premises earlier today.

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