Schoolboys Suggest Robin Hood as Replacement for Jesus

In a surprising turn of events, two school leaders ousted Jesus Christ from their local church service last Sunday and voted in Robin Hood as His replacement. 

Dale Sigmund and Ricky Creeton, Prefects at Devonshire’s Trinity College, were offered the chance to lead a service at St Mary’s church and used the opportunity to modernise Christianity. 

“We were chosen from a group of 20 boys to hold last weekend’s service,