Sport in the Act!

Members of the public have been urged not to panic following news that at least fifteen psychotic PE Teachers have escaped from an enclosure in Leicestershire. A spokesman for the Rutland and district Teacher’s sanctuary confirmed the breakout took place during the early hours of the morning and was not noticed until feeding time at 10.30. “As soon as the incident was discovered steps were taken to ensure the capture of all fugitives,â€

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