Suicide Law Targets Repeat Offenders

A new points system has been introduced for repeat suicide. More than three offences will result in the person being banned from chemists, tall buildings, train stations, bodies of water deeper than three inches and any contact with sharp objects, guns or explosives. In addition to this 1st 2nd and 3rd degree Suicide have been introduced depending on the nature of the crime. 1st Degree being suicide without even leaving a note, 3rd degree or ‘involantary personal manslaughter’ would be, for example, were you to fall off the ledge whilst reaching for the policeman’s hand. Even if the attempt is a success there may still be penalties pertaining to the music played during the funeral service.

Posted by on January 28, 2011. Filed under Haddock Culture, Haddock Obituary. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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