Terror has been officially outlawed. Anybody harbouring terror, feeling terrified, or even uttering the latin phrase ‘Terra Firma’ will incinerated. Environmentalists have already strongly protested to these extreme measures claiming that incineration is bad for the environment and that beheading and hanging are far greener alternatives. The government is said to be considering a u-turn on this but a spokesman for Friends of the Planet has pointed out that a three point turn would use less fuel and indeed revesing would be the ideal option. Until a proper replacement is appointed Terror is to be temporarily replaced by fear, horror and really scary stuff. You have been warned.