Terrorism in the Skies: Rainbow Arrested

A suspicious looking rainbow was last night being questioned by the metropolitan police over allegations of suspected terrorism.

The rainbow was handed over by concerned residents after seeing the rainbow in question loitering above them in protected airspace. One lady, Ms. Raciste, who wished to remain nameless, said of the rainbow “I knew something weren’t right the minute I saw all them colours – it ain’t right, is it?