The Haddock Presents: The Top 100 Pet Hates

Heathens who think waiting for judgement day is too soul destroying.

 

If Jesus gave his blood for us to sit at the right hand of God, how is it, all I got was a cup of tea and a biscuit.

 

Having futile arguments with vagrants who just beg to differ.

 

Vain ‘Cake-O-Grams’ who are too wrapped up in themselves.

 

Rookie soldiers who fail military basic training because of an STD and then have to wait for the discharge.

 

Babysitters who when you ask them to look after your children, surprise you, when they say ‘I don’t mind.