The Haddock: Prog Rock Facts #1

Prog rock was really getting out of hand in the 70’s. This led to Punk being invented by the government to stop prog rock developing a potentially unstoppable “pretentious loop” which could have untimately led to the creation a black hole consuming the earth, and ending life as we know it. Also, the Large Hadron collider was initally developed as a countermeasure to the unbelievable power prog potentially possesed just in case punk didn’t work.