The Papal Pull!

Hundreds of years of Roman Catholic doctrine concerning clerical celibacy looked set to be overturned last night after Pope Benedict XVI inadvertently got lucky during a visit to an Augustine nunnery in Turin. The eighty-four year old pontiff popped his cherry during a communion wine tasting session in the cellars of the fourteenth century priory and told reporters at a specially convened press conference in the Vatican that he hasn’t looked back since. “I’d been sampling the vinos and things started to go a little blurry,â€

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