The X Tractor

Tuck jumper, official judge on ‘The X Tractor’, Somerset’s premier talent contest has has been rushed to hospital with complications arrising from an altercation with one of the performers. Having spent the afternoon sinking pint after pint of scrumpy jack he was seen to verbally and then physically assault Bob Turdpint, lead driver of tractor dance troop ‘Massifersity’. The incident recieved three Yes’s from the other judges, one of whom had died an hour earlier.