Tits Out!

Ornithologists announced today that according to their research, one of Britain’s commonest birds; the Blue Tit,is more likely than not to be gay! Even though the birds do procreate they do so against their will and spend much of their time bitching about it to other friends of the same sex.

“We were first alerted to this when we noticed how tidy and tastefully decorated their nests were. Then we found huge numbers of them turning up at Kylie Minogue concerts.” Said one researcher.

According to the team, led by Dr Fenella Ditch of Sevenoaks University, this is a first for garden birds, although it has long been suspected that Dunnocks are into S&M and Robins make sex toys from acorns.