Today in Egypt, less is Morsi!

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Egyptians and the rest of the world are going to be seeing a significant reduction in the amount of Mohammad Morsi they’re going to be seeing as the country’s president.

Yes, Mr. Morsi has been put on house arrest by the Egyptian military. It’s especially unfortunate, as the now former president lives in a chicken coop. He also invented Morsi code.

He does not live in a chicken coop!

Yes he does! I watch the news, I know what’s going on in the world. I’m even trying to report it! Anyway, he lives in a chicken coop with a woman called Zatil who does his ironing and de-feathers his pillows.

These are complete fabrications!

Now then, I’m going to restart this article. Scroll down and pretend it’s just begun. DO IT.

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Om nom nom nom nom..

Egyptians and the rest of the world are going to be seeing a significant reduction in the amount of Mohammad Morsi they’re going to be seeing as the country’s president.

Yes, Mr. Morsi has been put on house arrest by the Egyptian military. It’s especially unfortunate, as the now former president lives in a chicken coop. Yes, he lives in a chicken coop with a woman called Zatil who does his ironing and de-feathers his pillows. He also invented Morsi code.

There’s enough of a political vacuum in the country that it could Hoover the entire EU. Who will lead? Will they be friendly? What kind of trees are native to New Zealand? And did those feet, in ancient time, walk upon England’s mountains green? These are all questions, some of which are about the current state of Egypt.

As Egypt continues to figure out if it’s actually a country, I want to make sure that you know I had to do what I did back there. I’m a top notch journalist.

Bennet Vindushali

Bennet Vindushali

If you're reading this, I'm probably dancing in an American flag thong. Or, I'm reporting vital information in an American flag thong. - Author's Full Bio

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