Too Busy for Assasination

Terrance Briefly, the worlds busisest man has narrowly missed being assasinated due to a scheduling conflict.  At the last minute his 1pm meeting in New Delhi was cancelled due to other commitments. The assasin who is a sole trader gave himself up and during questioning confessed that the unpredictability of modern businessmen had driven him out of the market.  Artisan murderers like himself, once a common site in the cut and thrust of politics and business, are now all but extinct having been priced out by competition from large supermarkets with enough man-power and flexiblity to take out disorganised targets.  They are also able to offer discount hits if you’re buying in bulk.

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