Unfilmed Sex might still be Porn

Should all Sex be Filmed?

Experts confirm today that sex taking place in ordinary households might be pornographic, even if it is not filmed.

It is widely supected that men dressed as plumbers are banging wives in kitchens, improbable pickups in bars lead to ‘double parking’ on the pavement outside and japanese women may be pleasuring themselves with random electrical objects.

All this without so much as an ‘action’ or a ‘cut’ or a ‘that’s a wrap’.

One quango suggested that perhaps all sex should be filmed just in case it is porn.

Another group of forward thinking individuals suggested that were porn not filmed it might be love making.

Whatever the case, everyone agrees that sex ‘worth watching’ is taking place in households across the world while you’re reading this article.

Just that fact alone is enough to send some people running to the bathroom and unbuttoning their fly!

Right then…

Bennet Vindushali

Bennet Vindushali

If you're reading this, I'm probably dancing in an American flag thong. Or, I'm reporting vital information in an American flag thong. - Author's Full Bio

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