Valentines Party Dogged by Problems

A Chelmsford man has come up with a novel means of bringing Valentines Day cheer to local singles – by offering them a free session of how’s your father! Building site foreman Chester Headphone, 37, told The Haddock; “I first got the idea, surprisingly enough, from my local vicar. He told me how during Christmas he and a few other volunteers would invite to the town hall all those who had nowhere else to go during the festive period for a nice Christmas dinner in order to save them from being lonely. This got me thinking and I eventually decided, why not do the same for Valentines Day?â€