VIBADGER – Badgers on Viagra to fight back against the cull!

Badgers on ViagraBadgers on Viagra!

Wildlife campaigners have been giving badgers Viagra pills to help them remain erect longer and do more shagging, in this way they are expected to make more badgers to replace those killed in the (Bovine TB) cull.

The animals, who are unused to being erect for long periods of time have had to adjust.

‘Their cocks drag in the dirt a bit, and they get caught on roots and bushes. Some of them take out their lust on smaller animals and we saw one large male humping a toadstool!’ Said Brian Welsby from the Badger Erection Action Team (B.E.A.T)

In general the plan is thought to have been a success as a number of female badgers have been observed lying on their backs with steam pouring from their genitals.

Only time will tell if the breeding has been successful and there’s always a risk that they might start trying to hump their children.

The badger culling fraternity have condemned the scheme and have been buying up balloon animal kits en masse and chopping them up to make condoms for the animals.

However, it is considerably easier to administer Viagra to Badgers than slip a bit of rubber onto their willies, A&E departments across the British countryside are already reporting an increase in the number of badger bites.

Meanwhile a group of circus dwarfs travelling the countryside have protested at both schemes because the animals have begun to harass them sexually!