Weight Trains!

In an effort to keep rolling stock rolling instead of standing still due to snowflake collisions, rail companies are looking to employ retired strongmen. Each train is to be equipped with it’s own muscle bound ex-weightlifter in case it grinds to a halt. The men, well used to pulling trains with various body parts, will then heave the train along until such time as the engine begins to work or a station is reached. They will also be asked to deliver drinks to the frustrated customers although there are some concerns about their ability to fit down the narrow train corridors.