Welsh Scientists perfect the Human Threesome!

We’ve all been there; a perfectly lovely evening at a friends house turns into a threesome with his wife. Your buddy enjoys sharing and promises no gay stuff, the meal was good, Arsenal loses…everything seems to be going really well. Then a week later, you faint while finding out that your friend’s wife is pregnant.

Two sperm enter, one child leaves!

Two sperm enter, one child leaves!

I want to be the father SO BAD!

Well, faint no more! Now millions of men eager to experience fatherhood no longer have to compete with their wife-swapping friends. Scientists in the Wales have figured out a way where, using a ton of science, three people can parent a child together. Three people, one baby, shake well, instant child!

Where’s Jack Tripper when you need him!

He died of a tear to the aorta.

That’s very insensitive to bring up. But interestingly, did you know that one of the blondes, the second one, is actually in The Devil’s Rejects which was directed by Rob Zombie? Why don’t women have banana-pancake breasts anymore like they did in the 70s?

“As you know, scientists don’t have much sex. Also we’re Welsh, so it’s like halving a half,” says Dr. Anton Archer. “As such, allowing us to double-up on sexual activity was rather self serving. Thereafter, it was for the children.”

Haddock News firmly supports human threesomes. It would be completely rude to call them sperm cocktails or cum frappuccinos (or “cumaccinos”)! Don’t you even dare!

And anyway with all the kids who will be running around with two dads after gay marriage becomes old news, they’ll fit right in anyhow.

Dr Johannesburg Swivel

Dr Johannesburg Swivel

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