What has Pensioner Wheelie Bin Doing?

A pensioner has spoken of his disgust after jobs-worth binmen refused to empty his wheelie bin – because it contained the wrong kind of waste. Seventy-one year old Rustick Mowner had his rubbish uncollected for ever two weeks because he had apparently forgotten to sort his litter into the correct categories. Said Mr Mowner; “If you ask me it’s a bloody cheek. I didn’t spend ten years of my life fighting against the ANC in South Africa to be told I now have to go through my trash with my own hands if I want it taken away. Its disgusting – not the rubbish but the way I’ve been treated, although of course my rubbish is, by definition, disgusting as well which is why I threw it out.â€