Whitey Bulger is actually a horrible mafia man who killed a lot of people. He will be going to prison for the rest of his natural life assuredly, which is especially hard for Mr. Bulger, considering he is quite old already and is also addicted to honey.
Bulger ingests nearly two mason jars of Georgia State Golden Bee’s Honey a day. He eats it, snorts it, and occasionally slathers it on his skin.
“It doesn’t wash away the regret of murdering dozens of people, but he doesn’t have any of that so it’s all good” claims Bulger’s attorney.
With access to honey limited in prison, a life sentence will be difficult to bear.
“We hope to at least get him a cassette tape of Mariah Carey’s song ‘Honey,’ or a stuffed Winnie the Pooh doll,” said a grief-stricken member of Bulger’s family.