Worlds Tallest Man Violates Russian Air Space

In a new twist on the old U2 spy plane story, American Basketball legend and world’s tallest man Guy Scraper has been charged with invading Russian airspace whilst on a fact finding mission in Chechnya for his charity: Plight for Height a quest to help giant starving babies. Mr Scraper who is eleven foot tall if he’s an inch was picked up by marine radar as he walked along a high street. The star who has previously interrupted satellite television broadcasts and financed his university education by taking a job as a mobile phone mast  was immediately taken into custody by local police. On hearing the news the government of Papua New Guinea, where Mr Scraper is worshiped as a deity,  have threatened to invade Russia if he is not released immediately. The Russian Government have refused to comment, but there is a rumour that one of the border police in Vladivostok was eaten by a group of strangers on Tuesday evening.

Mr Skraper remains in custody.

Posted by on January 14, 2011. Filed under Haddock Sport, Haddock World. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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